i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
fun with homophones
Harry Potter outfits? why did I do this?
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
asami will fuck you up and look flawless doing it