kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

iguanamouth:

fun with homophones

iguanamouth:

fun with homophones

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts
albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

hannakdraws:

Harry Potter outfits? why did I do this?  

japanlove:

because I was there. (by OFTO)

japanlove:

because I was there. (by OFTO)

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

a-little-more-me-needed:

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

image

Hufflepuff wins

ava’s demon + text posts

reeku-kun:

asami will fuck you up and look flawless doing it